Shocking Test Concludes Child Who Raped EU Official’s Daughter is Grown Ass Man

Remember when that EU Official’s daughter was raped and killed by a child refugee in Germany? Well, it turns out that the child is a man, baby.

Truly, honestly, shocking.

Statistically speaking, it is well proven (and worth it, lest you are a racist) that Middle Eastern migrants are more likely to rape and kill than the citizens of the countries they move to. But lying about their age?

We are truly in uncharted waters now. From Breitbart:

Dental analysis of a tooth which was taken from Hussein Khavari eight months before the attack during a routine procedure suggests he is “probably” 25 years old, with a 99.7 per cent probability that his true age falls somewhere between 22.05 and 29.55reports German outlet Bild.

Anthropologist Professor Ursula Wittwer-Backofen, from the Institute of Biological Anthropology in Freiburg, explained: “On the tooth, the number of dark bands can be read to show the years of life.”

Experts have also examined the development of the migrant’s genitals, pubic hair, nipples, and beard growth.

Woah, gay!

While Khavari has admitted he was not 17 years old at the time of the attack, as he once claimed, he has remained cagey as to how old he really is — because while an adult could be handed a life sentence for his crime, a juvenile would be likely to receive just 10-15 years.

I always assumed the “fake child migrant” phenomenon was for immigration and welfare purposes, but it would seem that lying on immigration documents makes wonderful rape/murder insurance as well.

It almost makes me wonder how well these legal nuances are known by the people who immigrate to Western nations only to rape and kill defenseless women.

Miss Ladenburger was a medical student who volunteered to help migrants like her killer. Hussein Khavari arrived in Germany as a so-called unaccompanied child refugee having already been convicted of attempted murder in Greece, but released after a derisory prison term of around 18 months.

The Afghan ambushed the teenager as she was cycling home from a party in Freiburg, raping her and then drowning her in the knee-deep water of a nearby river. He denies killing her intentionally, saying he only dragged her to the river “because I wanted to wash her blood off me”.

Wow, just wow. This situation could have made a wonderful love story had Hussein Khavari taken his mandatory Norwegian “anti-rape courses” or had Miss Ladenburger worn her patented German “anti-rape underwear”.

German Woman and Afghani “child” who both care deeply for migrants fall in love, live happily ever after. 

On the bright side, it has been slightly over a week since the last major terrorist attack has been thwarted in Germany, which, I think, is some kind of record.

Just wait until the actual migrant kids grow up.